Reasons to DISLIKE Porzingis...

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"He's a really great kid." "He's an extremely hard worker." "He's a pleasure to be around..."

Stuff like this seems to be the narrative whenever our young phenom gets mentioned but is it all too good to be true? Is there too much love given to Porzingis? Personally, I see him as cut from the same kinda cloth as guys like Starbury, Curry and Earl Jr. The only difference is Porzingis knows how to hide his flaws. I mean, what do any of us really know about him? I'm sure it'll only be a matter of time before we're all introduced to the real Kristaps.

Wassup wit' his goofy-ass hairstyle? (pause)
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He's not KAT.
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KnicksFanInSouthFL wrote:Wassup wit' his goofy-ass hairstyle? (pause)
Not goofy if you're ruler of North Korea. Not goofy if you're trying to get that free Golden Corral Veteran's Day meal tomorrow. Not goofy if he's covering a Gorbachev-like birthmark up there.

Nah, it's goofy.
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He eats babies and takes all of the candy when people leave a bucket out on their stoop for Halloween, even when there's a sign that says "take one".
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Kristaps is gonna have put back dunks on everyone in this thread....no matter where we are
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His mother was a hamster and his father smelled of elderberries.
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He's not from my favorite country Estonia.
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Because he looks like the monstar from space jam
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thewatcher wrote:He's not from my favorite country Estonia.
watch knows just what to say to bring me back out of the wilderness... yes, I really actually am from Estonia - that's what's wrong with Kristaps
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washingtonparkjones wrote:He's not KAT.
Per 36 his stats are almost identical to Towns. And Towns doesn't even have to share the ball with a Melo-type player on his team...

Why am I defending this douche? :?
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no, KAT is not Porzingis 8-)

Come one ! if you hate him, take your shoes, a piece of bread, and go support another franchise ! Kristaps will be here for a looooong time... .

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NYK rules wrote:no, KAT is not Porzingis 8-)

Come one ! if you hate him, take your shoes, a piece of bread, and go support another franchise ! Kristaps will be here for a looooong time... .

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KP will be a beast.. No doubt..

No need to talk about other teams rookies anymore..
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He went after that rebound with reckless abandon and could've injured Robin Lopez in the process.

A selfish glory seeking play...
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sheesh - not KAT was about all I could come up with - of course its thin. We're manufacturing reasons.

If y'all want to say he is or is going to be better, I'm down.

.....and no one got the reference in my second post? disappointed
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washingtonparkjones wrote:sheesh - not KAT was about all I could come up with - of course its thin. We're manufacturing reasons.

If y'all want to say he is or is going to be better, I'm down.

.....and no one got the reference in my second post? disappointed
I would assume everyone got it, I just didn't have a particularly good response so I let it be.
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He's shorter and skinnier than Groot.
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noypi wrote:He's shorter and skinnier than Groot.
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He always looks like he just drank half a bottle of vodka.
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His fingers are too long, making him 0.1 seconds too late from hitting the game winner :(
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he'll never be Fred Jones

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