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Postby shakespeare » November 30, 2004, 6:24 pm

okay, okay you got me. I stole the ideal from funender.com

well, if this thread doesn't get locked then maybe we can look back on this thread and take pride in it.

let me see, i'm just sitting here listening to "on my own" by Patti Labelle and Michael Mcdonald. they sure don't make "music" like they used to, do they?

what else...

How come they got so many premium cable stations just to play the same things over and over and over again...
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Postby ECross » November 30, 2004, 7:30 pm

whats the deal with peanuts? it's not a pea! and it's not a nut!
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Postby Bitterman73 » November 30, 2004, 8:41 pm

Why do I have to pay Income Tax AND Sales Tax?

Why am I taxed at a higher rate because I have two jobs? I would assume that anyone who has two jobs needs all the money he can get.
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Postby knicksfan4life » November 30, 2004, 8:55 pm

why do you pay tolls on a freeway?
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Postby annielicious » November 30, 2004, 11:32 pm

why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway
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Postby annielicious » November 30, 2004, 11:33 pm

why is goods on a ship cargo and goods on a car shipment.
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Postby shakespeare » December 1, 2004, 12:00 am

annielicious wrote:why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway


hmm.

Why do we draw interest when we deposit money in the bank but have to pay a fee to withdraw it?
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Postby starburstfan » December 1, 2004, 12:04 am

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
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Postby ECross » December 1, 2004, 12:39 am

why do birds suddenly appear?
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Postby Krist0f » December 1, 2004, 1:28 am

Who were my fellow Poles and what have they done to have the North Pole and the South Pole named after them?
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Postby prguy » December 1, 2004, 8:25 am

Why some people call me Latino? When I speak spanish, not latin, i just want to be called puerto rican! :(
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Postby cru77jones » December 1, 2004, 10:15 am

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Postby vin » December 1, 2004, 12:09 pm

why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

are their cameras or alarms in a christian book store?

how do 'do no walk on grass' signs get there?
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Postby shakespeare » December 1, 2004, 1:41 pm

vin wrote:why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle?



riveting...
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Postby shakespeare » December 1, 2004, 1:45 pm

My good friends, if a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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Postby Krist0f » December 1, 2004, 1:51 pm

The Earth spins, any point on the Equator moves at the speed of approx. 40 000 kms/24 hours which is approx. 1666,6666 kms/hour which is approx. 27 kms/minute which is approx. 463 m/second.

If you jump straight up standing on the Equator - why will you land on exactly the same spot then?
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Postby cru77jones » December 1, 2004, 2:01 pm

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Postby knicksfan4life » December 1, 2004, 3:54 pm

what is life?
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Postby shakespeare » December 1, 2004, 4:24 pm

cru77jones wrote:The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?



neutered?
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Postby cru77jones » December 1, 2004, 4:52 pm

:rofl:

Toto got screwed on that deal!


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