Are there any ladies out there with a couple million to spend? I personally guarantee a good time and I would be more than happy to watch a Knicks game before/during/after fornication. I’m willing to go through any medical tests to prove that I'm a virgin (none exist? Oh well, I guess you will just have to take my word for it!). Below is a picture, let the bidding war begin! Have a nice day.
"It is [The Knicks] that created us. [The Knicks] that connects us. [The Knicks] that pulls us. That guides us. That drives us. It is [The Knicks] that defines us. [The Knicks] that binds us...[Knicks]."
Agent Knick (Clones 1 through 7), The NYKFP Reloaded