Funny quote(s) by a(n) announcer/commentator...

[Boston_PuppyDawg]

(i expect to see this gentleman all over this thread) Bill Walton: “Tracy McGrady is doing things we’ve never seen from anybody – from any planet!”

On Rasheed Wallace: "He's like a four-armed Dikembe Mutombo around the basket!"

"Steve Nash is the most unathletic player in the league."

"Greg Ostertag is one of the top centers on this planet!"

[Pervis Ellison]

Walton once referred to Beno Udrih as 'Uno Bedrih' during a broadcast

[nbafreak724]

He has also compared Boris Diaw to the great Beethoven because he sees Diaw as a "classical" human being.

This motherfucker is crazy

[n8 the gr8]

Walt Frazier

When a woman got hit in the face with a loose basketball at a game "She was proboably running her mouth instead of watching the game"

[FuryRealm25]

LOL @ Frazier. But this should be named the Bill Walton thread:

“Tonight the Spurs look to extend their lead to 3-0 over the Lakers. This time, however, they will have to do it on the Lakers’ home court. Duncan and Shaq have been magnificent for both teams, but so far the edge has gone to San Antonio. However, the real story line that awaits us tonight in Los Angeles is whether or not Kobe Bryant will actually throw a pass!”

“Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It’s up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards.”

“John Stockton is one of the true marvels, not just of basketball, or in America, but in the history of Western Civilization!”

“Cuttino Mobley has just made the two worst shot attempts in the history of this proud Houston Rockets franchise.”

“Yesterday we celebrated Sir Isaac Newton’s discovery of gravity, today, Fabricio Oberto is defying it.”

On Kevin Garnett: “He’s been working out in the off-season, on that incredible computer generated body he has.”

Walton: “That has to be a foul.” Snapper: “Against who?” Walton: “Against the game of basketball.”

“You look at Vladimir Radmanovic, this guy is cut from stone. As if Michelangelo was reading and a lightning bolt flashed before him.”

“The art of tossing up the jump ball has really declined. These officials need to spend more time practicing in off-season.”

[thewatcher]

LOL @ Frazier. But this should be named the Bill Walton thread:

“Tonight the Spurs look to extend their lead to 3-0 over the Lakers. This time, however, they will have to do it on the Lakers’ home court. Duncan and Shaq have been magnificent for both teams, but so far the edge has gone to San Antonio. However, the real story line that awaits us tonight in Los Angeles is whether or not Kobe Bryant will actually throw a pass!”

“Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It’s up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards.”

“John Stockton is one of the true marvels, not just of basketball, or in America, but in the history of Western Civilization!”

“Cuttino Mobley has just made the two worst shot attempts in the history of this proud Houston Rockets franchise.”

“Yesterday we celebrated Sir Isaac Newton’s discovery of gravity, today, Fabricio Oberto is defying it.”

On Kevin Garnett: “He’s been working out in the off-season, on that incredible computer generated body he has.”

Walton: “That has to be a foul.” Snapper: “Against who?” Walton: “Against the game of basketball.”

“You look at Vladimir Radmanovic, this guy is cut from stone. As if Michelangelo was reading and a lightning bolt flashed before him.”

“The art of tossing up the jump ball has really declined. These officials need to spend more time practicing in off-season.”

classic, and the amazing thing is he has about 100 of them.

[Boston_PuppyDawg]

“John Stockton is one of the true marvels, not just of basketball, or in America, but in the history of Western Civilization!”

“Cuttino Mobley has just made the two worst shot attempts in the history of this proud Houston Rockets franchise.”

On Kevin Garnett: “He’s been working out in the off-season, on that incredible computer generated body he has.”

Walton: “That has to be a foul.” Snapper: “Against who?” Walton: “Against the game of basketball.”

lmao!

[Boston_PuppyDawg]

Charles Barkley:

On one of Nate Robinson's dunks during All Star weekend: "Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!"

[nbafreak724]

We including Chuckisms in here? That should be fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BobSfeiERm4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuL7AiXH ... re=related


I'm sure theres plenty more from him.

[nbafreak724]

Whatever happened to Tom Tolbert?

[big_j_NY]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3umkSmzILKU

ROFL..........still funny evrytime