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Reasons to DISLIKE Porzingis...

Postby KnicksFanInSouthFL » November 10, 2015, 10:57 am

"He's a really great kid." "He's an extremely hard worker." "He's a pleasure to be around..."

Stuff like this seems to be the narrative whenever our young phenom gets mentioned but is it all too good to be true? Is there too much love given to Porzingis? Personally, I see him as cut from the same kinda cloth as guys like Starbury, Curry and Earl Jr. The only difference is Porzingis knows how to hide his flaws. I mean, what do any of us really know about him? I'm sure it'll only be a matter of time before we're all introduced to the real Kristaps.

Wassup wit' his goofy-ass hairstyle? (pause)
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Re: Reasons to DISLIKE Porzingis...

Postby washingtonparkjones » November 10, 2015, 12:13 pm

He's not KAT.
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Re: Reasons to DISLIKE Porzingis...

Postby Mr. Glass » November 10, 2015, 12:22 pm

KnicksFanInSouthFL wrote:Wassup wit' his goofy-ass hairstyle? (pause)


Not goofy if you're ruler of North Korea. Not goofy if you're trying to get that free Golden Corral Veteran's Day meal tomorrow. Not goofy if he's covering a Gorbachev-like birthmark up there.

Nah, it's goofy.
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Re: Reasons to DISLIKE Porzingis...

Postby n8 the gr8 » November 10, 2015, 1:59 pm

He eats babies and takes all of the candy when people leave a bucket out on their stoop for Halloween, even when there's a sign that says "take one".
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Re: Reasons to DISLIKE Porzingis...

Postby Don Che » November 10, 2015, 2:30 pm

Kristaps is gonna have put back dunks on everyone in this thread....no matter where we are
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Re: Reasons to DISLIKE Porzingis...

Postby washingtonparkjones » November 10, 2015, 3:06 pm

His mother was a hamster and his father smelled of elderberries.
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Re: Reasons to DISLIKE Porzingis...

Postby thewatcher » November 10, 2015, 5:35 pm

He's not from my favorite country Estonia.
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Re: Reasons to DISLIKE Porzingis...

Postby Minkaveli » November 10, 2015, 6:02 pm

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Because he looks like the monstar from space jam
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Re: Reasons to DISLIKE Porzingis...

Postby bobhait » November 10, 2015, 6:14 pm

thewatcher wrote:He's not from my favorite country Estonia.


watch knows just what to say to bring me back out of the wilderness... yes, I really actually am from Estonia - that's what's wrong with Kristaps
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Re: Reasons to DISLIKE Porzingis...

Postby KnicksFanInSouthFL » November 10, 2015, 6:58 pm

washingtonparkjones wrote:He's not KAT.

Per 36 his stats are almost identical to Towns. And Towns doesn't even have to share the ball with a Melo-type player on his team...

Why am I defending this douche? :?
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Re: Reasons to DISLIKE Porzingis...

Postby NYK rules » November 11, 2015, 1:23 pm

no, KAT is not Porzingis 8-)

Come one ! if you hate him, take your shoes, a piece of bread, and go support another franchise ! Kristaps will be here for a looooong time... .

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Re: Reasons to DISLIKE Porzingis...

Postby NYGM » November 11, 2015, 3:55 pm

NYK rules wrote:no, KAT is not Porzingis 8-)

Come one ! if you hate him, take your shoes, a piece of bread, and go support another franchise ! Kristaps will be here for a looooong time... .

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KP will be a beast.. No doubt..

No need to talk about other teams rookies anymore..
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Re: Reasons to DISLIKE Porzingis...

Postby KnicksFanInSouthFL » November 11, 2015, 5:03 pm

He went after that rebound with reckless abandon and could've injured Robin Lopez in the process.

A selfish glory seeking play...
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Re: Reasons to DISLIKE Porzingis...

Postby washingtonparkjones » November 11, 2015, 6:40 pm

sheesh - not KAT was about all I could come up with - of course its thin. We're manufacturing reasons.

If y'all want to say he is or is going to be better, I'm down.

.....and no one got the reference in my second post? disappointed
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Re: Reasons to DISLIKE Porzingis...

Postby n8 the gr8 » November 11, 2015, 6:43 pm

washingtonparkjones wrote:sheesh - not KAT was about all I could come up with - of course its thin. We're manufacturing reasons.

If y'all want to say he is or is going to be better, I'm down.

.....and no one got the reference in my second post? disappointed

I would assume everyone got it, I just didn't have a particularly good response so I let it be.
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Re: Reasons to DISLIKE Porzingis...

Postby noypi » November 11, 2015, 7:02 pm

He's shorter and skinnier than Groot.
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Re: Reasons to DISLIKE Porzingis...

Postby washingtonparkjones » November 11, 2015, 7:55 pm

noypi wrote:He's shorter and skinnier than Groot.
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Re: Reasons to DISLIKE Porzingis...

Postby egluck » November 11, 2015, 11:59 pm

He always looks like he just drank half a bottle of vodka.
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Re: Reasons to DISLIKE Porzingis...

Postby nbafreak724 » November 12, 2015, 8:32 am

His fingers are too long, making him 0.1 seconds too late from hitting the game winner :(
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Re: Reasons to DISLIKE Porzingis...

Postby bobhait » November 12, 2015, 9:59 am

he'll never be Fred Jones

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